The World's First Athiest Nun

"We need to talk. I have lots to say to you. About your illiterate Spanish lover, yes, but also about boys who speak and read and write English."

"making out with him was like being mauled by a bob cat"

"she said it was one of the less scandalious things I have done, breaking him up from his girlfriend, my friend ... then dating him"

This is why I keep her around :)