What I learned in school today:

Burke's Rules for Boys:

• they are stupid
• do not date them
• do not talk to them
• do not like them
• do not hook up with them - unless you are not and never will be friends and you do not talk
• do not stand within 50 ft of them - unless you are on top of them naked

Advice when boys have done something especially stupid:

• they grovel, on their knees
• they must buy something cheap
• there must be a sincere apology
• then you can consider talking to them again